Wet Dreams.....

Marc tried his 'hardest' to take his mind of the erotic dancer, Uh Oh too late, a bit of man wee came out......

So Good So Far.....

If I stand still and keep quiet, hopefully no-one will realise what a spaz I look.....

Feeding Time.....

'I think the baby can smell the milk coming out of my lactating manboob.....'

Do you want to play with my tank.....

Its the last day of school and Frodo is overjoyed that he can take his tank into school.....

Separated at Birth.....

Shake it Alien!!!

Full of Nutrition.....

Hogie brings his packed lunch into work again.....

I'm in the mood for dancing.....

I was there not by choice, I was there to work.....
My pap instinct kicked in when I spotted a familiar face in the crowd at a NOLANS Concert, no it wasn't Floella Benjamin or Jimmy Krankie or anyone of the like, well similar.....it was Phil Loftus!!!

Rex's Angels.....

Once upon a time there where three little girls, who went to the Rex Academy.....and they were assigned very hazardous duties.....but I took them away from all that and now they work for me.....and my name is John Melhuish.....